by The Onion
Download this app if: you want a quirky magic eight ball.
*** New Answers and Questions Added Feb 2, 2012
Truth. Philosophers, kings, and philosopher-kings have searched for it since the dawn of time. Now, the official iPhone Magic Answer Ball App by The Onion puts the truth in the palm of your hand. In a world dominated by superficiality and...
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