says: I know. It's sad news, you've barely had time to show off your white iPhone 4 and you'll never know what they're working on for iPhone 5, but like it or not, the rapture is coming. Ok, so the rapture has been predicted before, but only in 1994, 1993, 1992, 1989, 1988, 1981, 1975 and like six other times, but this time folks, IT'S FOR REALS. Now on Saturday, some of us will be ascending to that glowing white place (and I don't mean the Apple store) and the rest of us will be left here to fend for ourselves. I'm assuming most of us have worshipped our devices like the idols that they are and fully sold our souls to AT&T (I just KNOW there was something about my soul in the contract) so lots of you Apple fan boys and girls should be roaming the earth here with me. The time of tribulations is going to suck, no doubt, but it can't be worse than the time before 3G access, and at least we'll have a slew of apps to guide us along the way. And hell, if Saturday isn't the rapture, I'm sure this list won't be too stale by 2012.
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